my "girlfriend" from camp

a fake girlfriend made up by a person so people will believe he/her is in a relationship to show off or fit in.

some kid: You don't even have a gf
other kid: Yes I do

Some kid: no you don't
other kid: yes I do I have a Girlfriend from camp
some kid: Sure your"girlfriend" from camp
other kid : Yeah my "girlfriend" from camp

by alisonlll April 20, 2017

Fuuta (the one from twitter)

Fuuta means goofy. It can be used for real people or inanimate objects.

Example a.
Person 1: "You're looking very Fuuta (the one from twitter) today"
Person 2: "That's mean"

Example b.
Person 1: "That painting looks Fuuta (the one from twitter)"

by Mlnonaraidate July 18, 2022

The bad people from social

The kids in your school that say/act like they don't study but end up scoring really good grades.

"Oh look, it's the bad people from social".

by Sambhar November 19, 2022

missed calls from mom

Certain death.

Shit, I got 2 missed calls from mom! I'm dead for...

by NoOOBOODYYDY January 15, 2017

Black from the waist up

a term for saying that you have a small dick.

term often used to try and impress girls.

guy: Hey baby how bout you and me go upstairs and have some fun

girl:sorry i only fuck guys with big dicks

guy: well i am black from the waist up.

by Say_Nothing214 April 21, 2021

(straight) from the horse's mouth

from the most official source(from the fact that a horse's age can be determined most precisely and directly by examining it's teeth)

He gets his stories straight from the horse's mouth.

by Light Joker July 08, 2005

tales from the crypt

(1)when a person or situaltion is beyond pathetic and out of control.
(2)when a persons drug habit has reached messy proportions and their physical appearence has deteriorated to a near death level.

girl... i was down at the metadone clinic this morning and saw cece in line... girl when she turned to say hello, i barely recognized her. she looked tales from the crypt

by aaron schirmer August 23, 2007