Sexting body

The attempt to maintain and/or improve your weight and appearance by going to the gym, while you're significant other has left for a significant amount of time, since you now find yourself with free time (time usually spent with him/her). In order to maintain a closeness while there is an absence of physical interaction, you begin sending "sexting" photos to remind him/her how sexy and badass you still are while showing off your newly found hours at the gym and to prevent any possible thoughts of straying.

i.e. "awe my boyfriend just left for europe for a month. I can't eat that, I have to not gain anything before he comes back. I'm hitting the gym. Gotta get my sexting body on!"

by thecatlied June 23, 2011

Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020

Body dysphoria

Being dissatisfied with your biological body and want to change it example Plastic surgery

Gaining weight

Losing weight

I have body dysphoria I don’t like my body and want to change it

by Jack lop May 2, 2023

Body Bagging

The act of tea bagging a lifeless or elderly body.

OMG did you hear he's into Body Bagging

by cagrghhth November 23, 2022

That’s a body

It is a saying describing what things men do in order to try to sleep with a girl. Something that is a grey area for being a red flag.

Bestie: If he goes to happy hour with his female co-works that’s a body

Other bestie: if he has an inside joke with another female that’s a body

by Johnny Silverhand October 2, 2023

splatter bodies

A term for speckles or splatter (singular: "splatter body") of feces that appear on the sides and rim of a toilet. Often difficult to scrub off after drying for several days.

My friends toilet has more splatter bodies than a public restroom at a Nickleback concert

by Doubleduck2024 December 13, 2024

Give up the body

To trip/slip and fall.

"Why are you staring out that window?"

"Oh I'm just waiting for some chump to give up the body on that patch of ice out there. I guess some dude gave up the body yesterday and left on a stretcher."

by Nate Dogg the third April 30, 2022