piss flap plucking

The ancient art of plucking ones public hair from the labium.
Are you engaging in piss flap plucking again?
by Lady queefa June 11, 2019
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tri flap

noun - the flappy piece of skin that hangs from the inside of the upper arm.
grandma gracie suffocated me with her tri flaps when she hugged me at christmas.

mrs. maple's class is hella hard because when she truns to lecture to the students while she's writing her massive tri flaps erase all the chalk off the board because she's left handed.
by jsteele December 28, 2007
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Beefy Flap Jacks

The skin that is left hanging after someone pushes a large Walrus dildo up the booty.
Damn your beefy flap jacks are torn up out after taking such a large Walrus dildo!
by Melamyemma September 10, 2017
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Peepee flaps

Peepee flaps are what you yell to your best friend when you are bored
Girl1: I am bored. Girl2: PEEPEE FLAPS! Girl1:lmfao
by Crustydusty17 November 17, 2019
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Flap my curtain

This is commonly used when a one of the couple gets so hot, he needs to stand by an open window and flap the curtain so to create a draft circulation. The female is left on the bed, and then must use the above phrase to entice her man back to bed.

Puns of a various nature can spawn from this saying.
"Flap my curtain till the neighbours complain!"
by MissRainbow January 21, 2017
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flapping the sesh

an annoying phrase used by others to make you feel bad when you are invited to do something but don't do it

when you didn't go to something when invited to do it

other word for letdown
toby i dare you to jump that fence!
nahh man
you're flapping the sesh!
by high 4 May 06, 2011
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Kermit flap

The condition of having additional skin draping above one’s asshole similar to or the male equivalent of the females meat curtain Also known by its slang names trampoline man hole cover or dirty mud flap also known as the Flying squirrel. Stinky mole hill blanket ,dirty sheet uncle skeeters apple fritter.
Yo bitch come over here and gnaw the carpet burn scabs off my Kermit flaps while u juggle my balls ho!
by Splooter Mcgavin June 27, 2022
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