When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.
Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !
by E8Mart November 16, 2020
Get the Spider Fistedmug. by Blueseyeslongone May 7, 2024
Get the Ballistic fistmug. Joe: "You need to keep your pimp hand strong. Bitch slap that woman!"
Ed: "Bitch slap?! I'll murder fist her!"
Ed: "Bitch slap?! I'll murder fist her!"
by JiggleBaby501 June 15, 2016
Get the Murder Fistmug. by big narf May 22, 2021
Get the Fistingmug. The act of shoving a dredil up another's ass. Typically also shoving your fist up the ass too to make the dredil go up higher
by Bigdaddysausage July 2, 2016
Get the hebrew fistingmug. Singular: There was a fist of bananas in the fruit bowl.
Plural: That is a nice banana fisting you gave carl yesterday.
Miles was giving her a fisting when he got home from the grocery store.
Plural: That is a nice banana fisting you gave carl yesterday.
Miles was giving her a fisting when he got home from the grocery store.
by Sycoswitch March 13, 2023
Get the Fistmug. A slang term for a fist bump. While relatively harmless by nature, for some reason this term carries a certain creepiness with it.
This term can be exaggerated if the initiator throws in an audible "kiss kiss" sound. Use this method to maximize the social effect on the other party and then yell "Fist Kiss!!".
This term can be exaggerated if the initiator throws in an audible "kiss kiss" sound. Use this method to maximize the social effect on the other party and then yell "Fist Kiss!!".
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025
Get the Fist Kissmug.