The First Monday

The first Monday of December when it is acceptable to start playing Christmas music
Sam: why did Tommy get beat?

Jim: oh, he played Christmas music before the first Monday
by 1stoftheweek November 26, 2019
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First Coach

The first coach seat behind first class on an airplane.
I'm not rich, but I'm not poor either. I ride first coach.
by DDizzy14 May 10, 2011
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Bay Of Pigs 《🐷🐖🐗🐽》Invasion: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Samuel First

Samuel first is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He has ZERO spine and does anything to fit in. He has no moral values and will compromise his beliefs for a quick moment of validation. He is a certified glazer.
Oh he's a Samuel first?!??? Ewwwww
by Fsi slander May 21, 2024
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