update doubling

When you can think of only one brilliantly witty, unique and (of course) effortless line to post on a social networking site eg. on Twitter, as your status on Myspace or Facebook, you just 'double up' and use it for more than one of the sites. Therefore you will seem brilliant, as long as none of your friends are on both/all the sites you use the line on.

Girl 1: I saw your brilliant 'nail polish dries slow on nails, but quick on carpet' line on Twitter.
Girl 2: Oh, thanks.
Girl 1: Yeah. Then I saw it on Facebook.
Girl 1: Oh, shit.
Girl 2: That's right! You got busted update doubling!

by TessQueenofTheNerds August 26, 2009

Double Logout

When working in a call-center, the act of taking your phone out of the receiving calls loop then going for a dump.

"Dude! Last night's curry has just about worked it's way through the system. Better let the supervisor know I need a Double Logout. See you in 20 minutes"

by Gwyno August 26, 2009

double spicer

digital stimulation of the genitals & anus after eating sushi with jalapenos (with fingers)

i'd rather get a double spicer than a hot flash!

by therendle September 4, 2009

Double Shelved

{dub-el shelvd} verb transitive, 1. to be rejected by someone - usually when making a romantic pass or hit on them 2. jilted

He's all depressed because he got double shelved by the woman he likes. She told him "No way, you're a loser."

Oh man, you got double shelved!

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009

Double Hose

The "Double Hose" occurs only when an individual or entity is "hosed" twice. This can occur in one's personal or professional life. Please refer to the urban dictionary definition of hosed.

Example 1: Professional Setting

Sales Guy 1: I just had a 5 million dollar locked in with HP. HP would not get back to me on the financing and the customer ultimately decided to buy IBM.

Sales Guy 2: Shit. You got hosed.

Sales Guy 1: Worse yet, IBM told my customer they could not buy from me so I ended up not getting any part of the deal.

Sales Guy 2: Wow man...you got Double Hosed.

Example 2: Personal Setting

Friend 1: My girlfriend just dumped me man.

Friend 2: Sorry Dude.

Friend 1: Yeah...she actually left me for my coworker that rocks designer jeans, armani shades, and likes the Cowboys.

Friend 2: Hosed man...

Friend 1: She also is blackmailing me with some pictures she found of me when I used to rock skinny jeans and a mullet.

Friend 2: Double Hosed Man!

by slick50 December 28, 2009

double painbows

Used to describe something as memorable as a double rainbow.
Except it's painful.

I went sledding and face planted in the ice. Double Painbows the rest of the way down.

by KiriSpork January 3, 2011

Double Controversy

a discussion in which opposing views are expressed where the view in question is also opposite of that window.

Man: If you are a virgin and you have sex with a virgin. What would you call that?

Other Man: That's a double Controversy

by Dr. Jelsier November 26, 2010