Minnesota skin disease

It’s when you shit on your S/O stomach and spread it around, they then go outside and let it freeze, then they come back inside and you peel it off with your finger nails

Gave my girl the Minnesota Skin Disease last night. She almost died of hypothermia.

by Alrfred sickle boi February 11, 2021

The Mahomes disease

A serious and very common disease that makes its victims infatuated with Patrick Mahomes.

The boy was diagnosed of the Mahomes disease. He posts pictures and videos of Patrick Mahomes all day everyday.

by Moneymeech_911 September 19, 2023

Buttholetotightest disease

When your butthole is to tight causing clumps of hair to fall off of your head, easily fixed by anal stretching

Anal stretching is the only way to cure buttholetotightest disease

by Afinssaurle November 25, 2022

Gurmeharian Disease

Noun/ Goo-r•meh•rian/

A chronic progressive neurological disease that makes someone mention the word 'Nationalism' when Indians criticize Pakistan. It is marked especially by frothing in mouth, rigidity in stance, slowness of brain, impaired mental judgment, and acute heart ache. In some rare cases it also makes people prostitute their dead loved ones for the sake of fame.

He has Gurmeharian Disease, why else he would defend Pakistan and its extremism?

by Gurmehar Kaur February 20, 2019

Reese's Disease

A birth-defect-related health-complication caused by the mother's consuming excessive quantities of Resse's candy during pregnancy.

Reese's Disease can have many forms, but the most common symptom is a noticeably overweight baby.

by QuacksO October 10, 2018

Arbi disease.

ARBI DISEASE is basically when you get really really bad explosive diharrea when hanging out with ARBI, if you wann get better you better drink up all that XASH WATER, this diease spreads very fast and affects your smell, your armpits will smell like ghorme sabzi since arbi never showers or brushes the teeth, also you develop oyster syndrom in your tutuz, and you better eat up all that lavashak

omg JAYDENN HAS ARBI DISEASE.

by SLAYYYbadass124 June 25, 2022

Peyronie's Disease

That thing they talk about on TV when your dick is curvy

Average Peyronie's Disease ad

TV Announcer: "Do you have a bump in your errection"
Cut to a bumpy carrot and an embarrassed 40 something year old

by Guy from Kenmore February 15, 2025