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Catshit Crazy 

Someone who has absolutely nothing to lose and also owns a ton of cats. Catshit crazy people are different from regular crazy people because of their attitude, activities and amount of cats they own. A regular crazy person would shoot at a plane with a pistol. A catshit crazy person will jump off of one plane with a knife in their hands, onto another, break the glass and kill the pilot ... and land safely with atleast one cat in tow. In order to be truly catshit crazy the person must do the most outrageous things and still return safely without hurting one of their many cats.
crazy: throw a brick through your window

catshit crazy: break up with a guy because he ate a cheeseburger before going to a bbq. Date a guy that works with your dad and plan your wedding after 3 dates. Contemplate breaking up with a guy you’re not even dating because he went to MSU.
Catshit Crazy by GPW September 13, 2011
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Been missin' you crazy 

To miss a lot; have been missing you like crazy, or i have been missing you a lot.
to a friend you haven't seen in a long tome: I haven't seen you in forever, i've been missin' you crazy!

or

it's been about a year now, ain't seen or heard from you, been missin' you crazy
Been missin' you crazy by Ryn Cat August 10, 2009

bat shit crazy 

A clinically insane person beyond the regular diagnosis given to them by a psychiatrist.
Family: "So, did he have a psychotic break? Or is he manic/depressive?"
Doctor: "No. I'm sorry. Your son is bat shit crazy."
bat shit crazy by Brainiac March 2, 2005

Cat Crazy 

When an indoor/outdoor cat is locked up in the house for far too long due to inclement weather, and he gets to the point where he has to release his energy. This is done usually via misbehavior. Cat Crazy has defined symptoms such as the eyes gleam with this inner light, the cat looks around in a crazed manner, so his body language announces that the rampage is about to begin. Once this powerful force takes control of the cat, all previous house rules are "cur-tailed." Forbidden cubbards become mountain hikes to be relished; tops of refrigerators become peaks to be scaled, etc. After the energy is expelled, the cat then settles down for a relieved nap.
Now that it's 115 degrees outside during the day and 90 degrees at night here in Arizona, the incidents of our cats going cat crazy have picked up geometrically. We were awoken several times this week to the noises of our cats rampaging through the house in utter frustration.

Sheriff Bruiny Bear Goodfellow, who usually upholds the law by protecting the perimeters of the yard, sat in the middle of the kitchen floor, looking around furtively. He was about to break the kitchen rules, and he was well aware of it. The tops of the kitchen cubbards beckoned him as does a downhill run for a college student ditching class in winter. The forbidden rampage lasted only five minutes, but for him, it was worth every second. Thereafter, he settled down for a good snooze.
Cat Crazy by Kit Carson July 21, 2010

guano crazy 

A polite way of saying bat-shit crazy.

(Guano is the polite term for bat feces.)

quoted from Sevastian Winters, Yahoo contributor: 8/18/2011
I generally give Michelle Bachmann the benefit of the doubt, but I still think she is guano crazy.
guano crazy by hir0 August 23, 2011

shithouse crazy 

A state of crazy that is beyond repair. The most severe form of crazy.
Look at Francy. She has gone shithouse crazy!
shithouse crazy by studstud October 22, 2011
Going irrationally crazy.
After the breakup, my ex went bat crazy and told lies about me.
Bat Crazy by Ski777 September 29, 2015