red clown

When you go down on your lady during her period. While you're down there you bite the string to her tampon and pull it out using your teeth. Then you swing your head left to right so it swings and gives you a giant bloody red happy face. Like a clowns

I don't care if it's that time of the month. I'm going for the red clown tonight!

by Sugarnay August 10, 2016

Stepping on a clown

In the process of breaking wind

Im going to be stepping on a clown real soon, and you are not going to like it

by bowen_arrow May 6, 2010

Clown Car

To be filled with men in a sexual way
A woman who wears a lot of makeup and has a lot of sex

"Damn son, your girlfriend is a total clown car! She had like five guys in her last night."

by mcflykitty September 1, 2014

Sad Clown

when a girl is giving you a blow job, and you are helping, to the point where her eyes are watering making her mascara run and her lipstick is ruined by all the slobber. So when she is done and she looks up at you and she looks like a sad clown. What she looks like after a face fuck, to be blunt.

How was your date with Mary, I made her a sad clown.

by Pep per ment butler April 22, 2016

Ass-clown

A worthless piece of shit who is enormously incompetent and yet also a gigantic fucking prick. His lack of talent would be laughable, had he not achieved a level of authority or fame that makes him dangerous. He attempts to hide his inabilities by being a complete dick to others. His bubble of self-importance prevents him from seeing that everyone hates him with a holy passion.

Commonly found among politicians, CEOs, self-righteous celebrities, and North Korean dictators.

“Our executive management team sure are a bunch of ass-clowns! I hope the ass-clowns on our board of directors fire every fucking one of those ass-clowns. ‘Hello? North Korea calling. Kim Jong-un wants his entourage back.’ Did I mention what extraordinary ass-clowns they are?”

by Johnny Mc May 17, 2014

pratfall clown

When a person gets too angry about small little things and gets so mad they end up making themselves look like an idiot rather than making the targeted person look like an idiot.

Look at that pratfall clown, his argument is comprised of him yelling random obscenities rather than addressing the issue. He's raging yet not getting anywhere. He isn't making a point, he's simply spewing obscenities and falling over in his own rage. He's saying things with such low amounts of effort that they are making him look worse rather than bettering his case and argument.

by ungkyan shanden June 30, 2020

Angry Clown

A nickname for Donald Trump

Did you see what the Angry Clown tweeted this morning?
No, I can't read that horsecrap. He seems hellbent on making America ashamed again.

by chairboy July 11, 2016