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Michigan Purple Cow

When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.
Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?

Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 April 12, 2021
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mad cow disease

Someone being of or like a really mean person, specifically and cranky music teacher. They tend to say maaaahhhhh when they are angry. You can use it as any part of speech.
The teacher was totally being all mad cow disease last night. She was all " maaahhhhh"
by bindy havanah December 23, 2008
mugGet the mad cow diseasemug.

Gettin the cow for free

Have sex (oral or otherwise) for no money or any sentimental value .
"I be gettin the cow for free tonight ! Holler!
by jackoffinyourtoast July 11, 2010
mugGet the Gettin the cow for freemug.

Milking A Dry Cow

When you're recieving a handjob from a girl and she keeps jacking you even after you cum.
"Good God, Megan! You're milking a dry cow here!"
"Sorry, Mr. Chris."
by Cheesemunchy June 27, 2023
mugGet the Milking A Dry Cowmug.

Turbo brown cow

Prune juice, Milk of Mag, AND Miralax, AKA crap-juice.
Mr. Johnson is so plugged up I had to give him a turbo brown cow. It was that or go digging for gold.
by DaniBlue November 11, 2016
mugGet the Turbo brown cowmug.

Straddle some cows

Fuck 8 big men at once
I'm gonna go straddle some cows tonight!!
by Allisssoonn7 August 7, 2017
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Lemon Cow Moment

A better version of poggers. Use it when you see something so epic you gotta rip a fat lemon cow moment.
Guy 1: "Bro! I just fucked Kylie Jenner!"

Guy 2: "Holy shit! That's a lemon cow moment!"
by rider35 March 2, 2021
mugGet the Lemon Cow Momentmug.

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