Butto

said by a fat italian with no idea of what it means aka social retard

"hey butto"

by surban sleeping bag May 2, 2003

Crummy Buttons

Crummy Buttons is a term for disappointment in any given situation. I first heard of Crummy Buttons on the Andy Griffith Show.

You are bowling and just miss a strike, Crummy Buttons is an appropriate and clean response.

by Opey1 March 6, 2010

Tim Burton

Mind rapist.

Mind Rape Victim: ...

Friend 1: Whats wrong with Dave?

Friend 2: He... He just saw Alice in Wonderland.

Friend 1: So?

Friend 2: ...The new one...

Friend 1: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Why!!!!!!! Why Tim Burton?!?!?!!? Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyy!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!???!?!??!

by KingShady April 3, 2010

Whiskey Buttons

Put a couple drops of whiskey on a girls tits. Quickly, lite the fluid and let it burn. The resulting welt is a Whiskey Button.

Luke: wow what the hell was that scar on that girl's rack?

Matt: Ahh its the ol' whiskey buttons, that cock juggling thunder cunt!

by Rage86 December 27, 2007

fun buttons game

Usually between teens, used as flirting, the girl lies on top on top of a bed stomach, down, the guy crawls under the bed. He then proceeds to poke the mattress trying to find her "fun buttons". On a girl (obv.) there are 3 fun buttons. Each boob and her vagina. The guy askes the girl if he's poking her in the right place. The girl will tell him yes or no, depending on how hard the guy is pushing she might let out a moan or a little flirty giggle. After the guy has found all 3 buttons he can proceed to push it as much as he wants or as much as she wants. The girl might also choose to reward the guy with a show after he has found all the buttons. The most used rewards, are a boob squeeze, make-out session, a strip tease, a lap dance, or depending on how far they want to go, the reward could be sex.

Cathy: So did you have fun with Cory last night?
Danielle: OMG! it was soo much fun, we played fun buttons game!
Cathy: OOOOOOO, did you reward him?
Danielle: hell yeah!
Cathy: What did you do?
Danielle: I let him squeeze my boobs, and then I stripped.
Cathy: I bet he liked that.
Danielle: His expression through all of it was priceless
Cathy: I think me and Matt will play fun buttons tonight.. who knows?

by HornyTeen69 July 6, 2008

Buttons

Hot Chick who attaches her shirt with only 2 button at the top and reveals her sexy flat stomach.

--Kellygirl

by KB October 30, 2003

buttons

an object with buttons, esp. a handheld device like a remote control or cordless phone

This show sucks. Pass me the buttons.

by foltor September 2, 2005