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rivers cuomo

lee : “hey man do you know rivers cuomo”
victor : “im gonna fucking rip his limbs off”
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River Pickle

A solid bowel movement excreted in a lake or other body of water used privately or by the public. Generally increasing in size the longer it floats.
Stephen couldn’t help but notice the river pickle floating towards him. He shouted, “Hey, who squeezed out a river pickle!’
by Third Term Boyz August 3, 2024
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Piss Me A River

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".
A- I want to go home! Please can we go home

B- No

A- Please

B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!
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River Stan

Kids who Stan a gay pizza.
“Those dang river stand ate my organs.”
by River Stan June 5, 2022
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River helmet

Tha axt of giving oral sex while floating down the river.
While floating down the river my wife gave me an amazing river helmet.
by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023
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The River Effect

When one individual within a team or group speaks first during a presentation, however during their speaking they cover all of the notes which were meant to be covered by the group as a whole. This generally renders the rest of the group in a awkward and unpleasant situation of not having any information to contribute to the discussion.
River, Dave, and Alex are all presenting a project on elephants. They have a 2 page summary of notes.
River is the first to speak, and in his brief time speaking he covers all 2 pages of notes. This leaves the rest of the group with nothing to say.

This is "The River Effect" , everyone else in the group is stuck awkwardly stumbling for things to say or contribute.
by InterpersonalParadox October 5, 2018
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River boy

A river boy is a young blonde curly haired white male who goes to hide by the river to perform homosexual acts with their in the closet best friend/boyfriend.
“Hey did you see those river boys at the chatahooche river, they were making out by the bamboo forest
by AtlBased April 25, 2024
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