Bates

African scientist, someone

Bates

by Guccipolo November 14, 2025

bathmaxxing

when a man shits, urinates, jerks off, and eats a snack all while sitting in the bathtub

i can’t wait to go home from work and do some bathmaxxing

by WyattReederJake January 13, 2026

Magic Bath

A bathtub filled with Purell. Jump in, swim around, stand up and feel great while you auto-dry.

Something to go on a Rock Star's Rider.

"Man they better have a Magic Bath ready for me after this show."

"This Magic Bath is amazing, I can swim around, then stand up and Auto Dry!"

"Magic Baths are RAVE-READY!"

by DookSD September 26, 2008

Eye Bath

Something so disgusting that you feel that you have to wash your eyes after seeing it.

Bob: I had to take an eye bath when I saw Steve Harvey's bodyguard riding a lion while wearing nothing but his briefs.
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by Jason Walters March 30, 2009

Bounce bath

Using a fabric softener sheet to hide your stench when you don't have time for a shower.

Lindsay does so many Walks of Shame that she must be queen of the Bounce Bath.

by ReillyJ525 June 10, 2010

baja bath

The act of wearing a bathing suit while showering in the yard with a garden hose

dude you got dog shit on your back!

I'm not letting you shower in my house! go take a baja bath!

by wwjoeyd July 12, 2010

Drone Bathing

Drone Bathing is a luxury spa service wherein the client is immersed in high-volume, low-frequency electric guitar music while watching customized machinama animation. This treatment is enjoyed by many suffering from feelings of disembodiment and dystopian narrative trajectories. Drone Bathing requires professional attendants and master drones to ensure a successful and safe experience. Due to the intensity of the sound levels, earplugs should always be worn.

A: I've been feeling really disembodied lately.
B: Have you tried Drone Bathing?
C: I went Drone Bathing and watched Quake IV and Captain Planet flying around a fantasy castle, while these drones played guitar so loud I could feel the vibrations all through my body....it was crazy.

by ShadowKat August 20, 2010