Life on the B-Side

1. Leading a life that is less mainstream; living off the grid or withdrawing from daily activities
2. Having a laid back life, free of worry.

"Hey, know where Sam's been the past week?"
"He's been at home beatin' off, eating chips, and watching 80's sci-fi. Livin' life on the B-side."

"You know, ever since I've started living on the b-side, I learned to really enjoy shoe-gaze and playing Backgammon."

by MoneV October 28, 2013

This is a a and b conversation c your way out

Fuck you Brian

Brian this is a a and b conversation c your way out

by Hayyyyyy420 August 2, 2019

F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton)

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).

I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

by joshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjosh April 20, 2008

"Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'yes'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh

The greatest and most complex version of whomst'd've

Enlightened person 1: May I ask "Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'yes'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh is that human being?
Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent

by The king of the Doritos July 4, 2020

King of /b/

In June of 2010, Gary Faulkner was detained in northern Pakistan as he attempted to cross the border into Afghanistan, armed with a pistol and a 40inch sword. He claimed to be on a mission to kill Osama Bin Laden.

As it turns out, Gary had posted on /b/ a few months earlier requesting advice on hunting down Osama. This resulted in /b/ going bat-shit insane over the fact that one of their kind went after Osama and thus crowned him king of /b/.

He know reigns along side Boxxy, King and Queen of the anus of the internet that is /b/.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Gary Faulkner? that /b/tard tried to hunt down Osama! wtf?!"
Person 2: "STFU, Long live King of /b/!"

by btard++ June 21, 2010

T or B

Used when asking an individual, typically a gay male, if they are a Top or Bottom.

Person A: Hey, T or B?
Person B: Bottom, you?
Person A: Top
Person B: Let's fuck.

by oofdotcom November 1, 2018

oral-b brush ups

small, disposible "toothbrushes" that fit on your finger. no toothpaste or water needed.

rip, slip, bruch, AHH!

by chiyochan64 May 19, 2005