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Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
by anonymous May 14, 2022
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Asian-mom zoned

When a guy is after you and keeps nagging you like an Asian mom.
Girl: This guy kept texting me so I asian-mom zoned him.
Girl 2: Right on!
by peechybliss March 18, 2020
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Ugly Asian Guy

There are a lot of them, and you'll find them as frequently as ugly caucasian men, ugly African men, or ugly blue, orange and green men!

Stereotypes and prejudice should not exist anymore.
So shut it.
White guy: Hey look, that is a really ugly Asian guy!

Me: I could say the same of you, buddy.
by TerriGenus November 16, 2010
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Asian dick

He has an Asian dick.
by hannam311 October 11, 2018
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Asian Boner Syndrome

When the zipper area of your jeans folds up right where your penis is and creates a small 'boner'. Aptly called 'asian boner syndrome' because asian males have notoriously small dicks.
hey guy, you better check your pants. you appear to have a raging case of asian boner syndrome.
by flomause June 9, 2011
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ESE Asian

You're typical asian that you think of

VietnamESE, ChinESE, JapanESE, KoreanESE ( is that a thing),
Basically what you think you when you say Asian
American: " What kind of ESE Asian are you
Asian person: JUST 'CAUSE I'M ASIAN DOESN'T MEAN I'M FORM CHINA
(No seriously, people need to stop thinking that)
by THE GERD July 2, 2015
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White Washed Asian

A golden Oreo. A person of Asian ethnic origin who acts whiter than wonder bread. Often attempts to seem more Asian by using what they perceive to be Asian slang.
“Hey Ted! Want to go get some noodles and bbt?”

“Bbt?”

“Yeah, bubble tea!”

“Man, you’re such a white washed Asian.”
by Fractus September 3, 2018
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