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Rubber Pirate

When you put a condom on one of your legs and proceed to hobble towards your lover groaning and yelling Argh whilst plundering her booty.
John: Hey man i was doing the rubber pirate all night!
Jack: Did you Plunder her booty?
by rockmetler June 4, 2012
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pirate studying

Studying with one eye due to an injury to your other eye. Commonly occurs when you get an unexpected eye injury the night before an exam or test, so you have no choice but to study. The injury can come from sports or, if you are a girl or a gay male, from getting a cumshot right in ur eye when trying to loosen up ur special someone before the test u both have.
Natalie: How did you write your exam after that soccer injury last night?
André: Oh, I was just pirate studying last night so that I'd be ready.
by The Great Frenchy June 26, 2010
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Crown the pirate

When a man goes for a woman's back door during intercourse without permission, she punches him in the eye, then holds him down and takes a dump on his head making sure that it looks like a crown.
Dude, last night, Rachel got pissed at John when he got the wrong hole so she crowned the pirate.

I sure hope Rachel doesn't crown the pirate again.
by Corporalcupcake November 15, 2010
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Pirates Booty

THE BEST SNACK EVER! If you ever get hungry and don't know what to eat, buy pirates booty! It is cheesy and delicious! They are crunchy and sometimes soft! Perfect snack!
Girl: What snack should we eat?
Me: Definitely pirates booty!
Girl: Mmmm yeah!!
by hiitsmekatieannoyinggirl May 14, 2020
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pirates den

Taking 2 dicks in the same hole, applies to both men and women
He had 2 guys come home with him and make him into a pirates den.
by NodickRick January 10, 2018
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Pirate Of the Caribbean

When one self loads munchkins into their anus, takes laxative and proceeds to shoot eat munchkin out of their asshole.
Yo!!! Did you see Tyler being a pirate of the caribbean?
He was launching those cannon balls.
by BMX_RIder_6969 December 10, 2019
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pirate shower

Getting showered in eyepatches rum and cum
I gave her a pirate shower last night cost me $35
by cDickAnge January 3, 2016
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