Goose

A person who behaves in a way that is not the norm. They are quirky and more often than not choose the wrong thing when presented with options, just because...
They are adorable though😒

Look at Oscar N, he is being a goose...again.

by You_Can't_Handle_the_Truth August 30, 2019

cooked my goose

pissed me off

The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.

by Fried Hog December 7, 2013

ghost goosed

When you feel your butt being touched and turn around and nothing or nobody is there.

I turned around and realized I was ghost goosed.

by Mattix51 January 31, 2023

Cookie Goose

Crocobearmoose's famous line in Fred 3: Camp Fred, having a secret meaning of Pineapple Mango Tango Thanksgiving Turkey Cranberry Roast Beef Flat Tire Queef On Command.

Woah she had a Cookie Goose pussy on her! it tasted like heaven.

by PMTTTCFTRBQOC May 22, 2020

Goose Batting

A type of goose hunt that involves using a bat or a club that is swinged at the gooses head in order to kill it

Yo Jason, I had the best fucking time going goose batting. It’s the most fun way to hunt geese.

by Goose Hunter November 22, 2023

goose it up

It is when you're with a group of friends and just full send! you go hard asf till the end.

Sitting by a camp fire, Zac begins to goose it up by doing donuts around it with his truck

by Dean Phin April 30, 2019

The Great Goose March

The March of a long line of geese across a busy road, holding up traffic and ruining everyone's day because geese are selfish bastards who only want vengeance.

Sorry I'm late, The Great Goose March was taking place on the highway!

by The Girl with the Giant Forehe March 26, 2022