That’s How Mafia Works

A meme that was created by the use of horrible instagram ads for the game “Mafia City”.

It is often misidentified as a meme started/popularised by YouTuber juggernaut, Pewdiepie, on 1/5/2019. However, it’s true origin lies with a video made by YouTuber, Slazo on 30/12/2018, titled “Hilariously Bad Instagram Ads (Mafia City)”.

Level 1 Criminal: *Robs a bank*
Level 1 Criminal becomes Level 15 Boss
Level 15 Boss: “That’s how Mafia works...”

by Never_SFW February 11, 2019

Work as hard as Ben

Somebody who jerks off a lot of dudes.

Guy 1: “hey do you go to the club tonight and work as hard as Ben?”
Guy 2: “yes, I’ll grab the lube”

by McMilz December 6, 2021

well that didn’t work

The last thing a man says after trying to fix or do something cool that leads to the man’s death.

“The last words he said to me before he died was “well that didn’t work””

by Tarco_Biscut June 15, 2018

work out the ass

1. Meaning to have a large amount of work to complete.

I will not be able to attend our sex appointment because I have work out the ass.

by Mr.right all the time February 25, 2019

that's how mafia works

That's How Mafia Works is an expression parodying Instagram advertisements for the mobile game Mafia City in which a cartoon businessman points to an image with the caption "That's how mafia works". The meme was created and popularised by YouTuber Slazo in the video "Hilariously Bad Instagram Ads" and spread by Slazo's fanbase through the r/slazo subreddit. It's commonly used as meme captions , in a similar way to other meme captions such as This Is So Sad, and is often used to emphasize when something is considered tough or edgy. The caption is also commonly featured in deep fried memes, shitposts, as a macro image and as captions to Florida Man memes. The meme is also often used in conjunction with Mafia City memes.

Person 1:Hey so I was waiting for my food, and then an alpha male came up and said "Give me burger" and they gave him the food before than mine.
Person 2: That's how mafia works

by ForceSmash January 5, 2019

Work Effort Equation

(on an x/y graph)
x range (1-100) Your grade
y range (1-60+)minutes spent on assignment

High x, high y: You took your time and got the work done correctly; high work effort.

High x, low y: You rushed through it but managed to get a good grade, medium effort.

Low x, high y: You took your time but didn’t understand the material. At least you tried, medium effort.

Low x, low y: You rushed through and got a bad grade. Low effort.

Your work effort equation’s output can be used to show teachers and parents your are actually trying for when you get a bad grade, and also can be used to disprove people lying about their effort.

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

hit it till it works

A solution from before the 90s when something doesn't work like a tv or radio where you literally bang on it with your hand till it works

When all else fails hit it till it works.

by beavis2988 October 4, 2016