Milking A Dry Cow

When you're recieving a handjob from a girl and she keeps jacking you even after you cum.

"Good God, Megan! You're milking a dry cow here!"
"Sorry, Mr. Chris."

by Cheesemunchy June 27, 2023

Cracked Cow Pat

An ugly woman

She has a face like a Cracked Cow Pat

by Uncle Doogs May 31, 2022

Gettin the cow for free

Have sex (oral or otherwise) for no money or any sentimental value .

"I be gettin the cow for free tonight ! Holler!

by jackoffinyourtoast July 11, 2010

mad cow disease

Someone being of or like a really mean person, specifically and cranky music teacher. They tend to say maaaahhhhh when they are angry. You can use it as any part of speech.

The teacher was totally being all mad cow disease last night. She was all " maaahhhhh"

by bindy havanah December 23, 2008

comfort cow syndrome

When you have reached the point in ur relationship with ur significant other where ur comfortable enough to stuff ur face in front of him/her; as a result you become a fat cow.

At some point in the year I've been with my boyfriend I got comfort cow syndrome because none of my jeans fit me anymore!

by Eileen Michelle March 3, 2015

Turbo brown cow

Prune juice, Milk of Mag, AND Miralax, AKA crap-juice.

Mr. Johnson is so plugged up I had to give him a turbo brown cow. It was that or go digging for gold.

by DaniBlue November 11, 2016

Lemon Cow Moment

A better version of poggers. Use it when you see something so epic you gotta rip a fat lemon cow moment.

Guy 1: "Bro! I just fucked Kylie Jenner!"

Guy 2: "Holy shit! That's a lemon cow moment!"

by rider35 March 2, 2021