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White Mystery

A person who claims to have multiple heritages coming from only white countries.
Melissa: I'm 15% Irish, 12% Brittish, 7% Finnish...
Dave: so you're just a white mystery?
by Okisbo January 27, 2017
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Wet Whites

Wet Whites is a group of mostly white liberals that have become cuckolds and ecofascists. When talking to other males they appear rude and angry for no reason usually to do with veganism and climate. When a female speaks they immediately sniff the females farts and apologise for their male attributes including their penis which is usually flacid and testosteroneless. They proceed to cower.

They gain their powers from forcing their ecological views on other males but often apologise for their white skin. Climate and veganism is how they try to gain a social dominance in their illogical hierarchy.

A wet white would like to own a tesla but usually is a loser so cannot afford one. They cycle or use scooters, unfortunately they hang around tesla facebook pages and groups so damage the tesla brand with their brand of wet whites, trying to show their loyalty by being wetter in the presence of tesla owners. Tesla owners tolerate them as it increase the vehicle resale and the stock price of tesla.

Wet whites will eventually wither due to their nature of being incredibly wet.
Don't go down that street its full of wet whites and they will judge you for your SUV.
by Wetwhitewipes May 5, 2021
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White Tuesday

A 'Holiday' where for one-to-three days prices double and triple.
After you hear the word White Tuesday, you know I'm running out of ideas.
by Thepopeofjim November 29, 2017
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Fort White

A small town in florida,
with 4 gas stations, 1 stop light, 1 over crowded dollar general full of seinor citizens and 1 family dollar right next door is a goast town becouse the prices will kill you. And beautifull rivers that you have to pay to swim in even for residents of fort white.
by cocountydistric December 10, 2014
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White Power

The best of all powers out there because it is white.
Person 1: Red power!
Person 2: Blue power!
Person 3: Green Power!
Person 4: White power!
Random black person: Bro that's fucking racist.
by LeakedUrSecrets September 8, 2023
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White Firework

When you *ejaculate* underwater and it starts to *float* it's called a "White Firework*
I was underwater with my goggles on until I saw some *White Fireworks*
by BigPenisBlackMan March 14, 2022
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The Travis White

1.) When your asshole is so wallered out from your fellow sailors and seamen due to the glory days of the Navy that you have no control over your bowel movements, having to make a pitstop to the shitter every 30-45 minutes or so. 2.) (cont.) The toxic gas seeps out of your anus without your knowledge and poisons everybody in the room.
Damn! Did you come up in here and lay The Travis White?? Nah man but I've got to take a big ole Travis White right away!
by DIRT NIRKOWITZ February 22, 2022
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