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Dead Baby Joke

One of the funniest and darkest type of joke there is.
Dead Baby Joke:

Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?

Person 2: Dunno. What?

Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.
by DigestedAlive June 11, 2021
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joke blocker

a guy who just can't help but interupt when someone is else trying tell a joke
matt was in the middle of telling a great joke - but just as he was getting to the punch line brian chimed in to try and finish the punch line - which the wrong punch line of course - he is a real joke blocker.......................
by Samran53 April 2, 2021
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Joke

A word described by having fun and lying in a funny way!!
You: hey wanna hear a joke?
Your friend: uh..ya?
You: why cant a leopard hide?
Your friend: why?
You: because he is always spotted!!
You: HAHAHA
by CRACKHEAD:[ November 20, 2019
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inside joke

Everyone seems to be in on it except you
Person 1: Ugh what did you get on the math test?
Person 2: Utah, duh.

Person 1: HAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY OMIGOD
Person 3 (you): Um how?
Person 2: *sighs dramatically* It's an inside joke.
by bobTheBuilder322 December 4, 2020
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A joke

Donald Trump himself.
You're a JOKE!

HAH WHAT A JOKE!

That ain't a joke....
by Poplyx November 15, 2020
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joke a smoint

Paul: want to come over later and joke a smoint?
Steve: hell yeah brother
by liamr06 March 18, 2022
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Car Insid-'er Joke

A specific type of joke where you name a part from a very specific model/year of car as part of a sex joke.
'I can't bust a nut without a poster of 2001 Toyata Corolla wrapped around my head'

'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'

'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'
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