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Wok-Blasted

Man, i'm getting wok-blasted tonight!
by txbe September 14, 2025
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Jimmy Blasted

Exclamation for when you get blown up by a creeper in Mine-craft.
Oh shit man, I just got Jimmy Blasted!!!
by moneymonkey123 January 28, 2018
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Flavor Blasted

When someone eats enough cheese flavored snacks to acquire a thick layer of cheese dust on their fingers and then smacks someone on the ass, leaving a cheesy handprints.
"Did you see Tina's butt??? "

"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."
by CuriosaFatale March 5, 2018
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Pineapple blast

When somebody sticks a pineapple up their anus
Hey did you hear Bobby did a pineapple blase G:What

A pineapple blast they stick a pineapple up their ass
by BUBBLEloves June 22, 2022
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tongue-ah-blast

When you tongue blast someone whether it’s their 🍑 or 🥬 :)
Arson would tongue-ah-blast Gary alone on the weekends.
by DemDems November 28, 2021
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Blast the shaft

When a guy uses a removable shower head to blast the shaft of his penis.
Johnny: Yesterday I was blasting my shaft(blast the shaft) and it was amazing.
by SmileyFaceGuy April 22, 2009
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