Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.
by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023
Get the The Angry Unicornmug. A unicorn are supposed to be an animal extremely unusually rare and beautiful hence when you find a person who has a look or style to them which you normally find a turn off or something your normally just not into at all attractive, that would make them a unicorn and just like with little girl and unicorns in some cases when you find a unicorn due to there rarity and shock factor can cause some people to become obsessed or have delusions of being in love.
You: hey that guy over there with the long hair is unbelievably hot.
Friend: I thought your not into guys with long hair?
You: I'm not. He's just a UNICORN.
Friend: I can tell. You haven't stopped staring at the man since he got here.
Friend: I thought your not into guys with long hair?
You: I'm not. He's just a UNICORN.
Friend: I can tell. You haven't stopped staring at the man since he got here.
by B. Rexx January 6, 2025
Get the Unicornmug. you know that chick that puts holo crap all over her nails one hundred times yeah its holo nail polish
by the.acid.is.kicking.in September 5, 2016
Get the unicorn bloodmug. by secret haha January 30, 2021
Get the unicorn obbymug. A queer woman, usually lesbian who is having a threesome with a straight couple.
Straight couples advertise themselves on dating apps, they are looking for a unicorn to have sex with.
Straight couples advertise themselves on dating apps, they are looking for a unicorn to have sex with.
" X and Y are looking for a unicorn"
Lesbian girl: "Ugh, she's cute but she only wants a unicorn with her boyfriend"
Lesbian girl: "Ugh, she's cute but she only wants a unicorn with her boyfriend"
by Queench April 2, 2018
Get the Unicornmug. Did you see that video where those two dudes used the unicorn goat technique to both get inside that woman's pussy? Hey, their balls definitely touched, but they didn't make eye contact.
by Ricardo D. Sanchez III September 26, 2017
Get the unicorn goat techniquemug. "Miranda really enjoyed watching me gargle on sauerkraut, whilst I noshed off on her chest. She's a rare find!... she's a sexual unicorn!"
by gohamorgohome April 11, 2024
Get the Sexual Unicornmug.