today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.

"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"

by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021

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time is a thing you can

Put on the wall Or were it on your wrist the past is fare behind us the future doesn’t exist

What’s the time
It’s a quarter to nine
Time to have a bath
Time is a thing you can

by That fruity dumb frog September 30, 2022

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Things Just Got Out of Hand

A catchphrase u say when something is about to or will go terribly wrong or weird.

Caleb: did you hear that Orlando is dating lianis!?

John: Things Just Got out of Hand

by Caleb Cummins August 26, 2022

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Let people enjoy things

A phrase used by people that doesn't know what opinion is when someone criticise or dislike something/someone that these people like.

Guy I: Honestly, I don't like Joker 2. This movie was so boring and completely watered down the prequel.
Guy II: Hmmm...How about you let people enjoy things, you fascist?!
Guy I: -___-

by Ramoninth December 4, 2024

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When a partner places a pillow underneath the lower back os stomach during sex.
In missionary: The pillow is placed underneath the lower back or hips, allowing for easier and deeper penetration. Often paired with " The Stomach Thing ".
In Lying doggy: The pillow is placed underneath the stomach or hips, allowing for easier and deeper penetration.

He knows The Pillow Thing!
The pillow thing makes sex so much better.

by yourfriendlyneighbourhoodDuck May 19, 2024

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