by pleasedontlistentome May 30, 2023
Get the jordan fleenormug. by You’re Pilot December 6, 2019
Get the I love my Jordanmug. A Jordan is a cousin to a Karen. A Jordan is somebody, usually a white male, who on topics of social justice holds that there are many layers of counterintuitive reality that only themselves and other Jordans understand and which imply that nothing can or should be done toward progress in those areas. So named because they're often followers of Jordan Peterson.
Before that Jordans told me about black privilege I was out there protesting like a fool I'm ashamed to admit.
by Brio Springforward July 7, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Nasty smellin' bitch that needs to get her cooch washed out by a pressure washer. Synonyms slut,skank,whore,bitch,hoe,stanky
by Googoogahgahhehe November 16, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. When a man splurges in his pants from minimal sexual activity as a needed pent up release due to sexual abstinence. Often when at a Vegas club, wanting to get down on the dance floor, slightly passionate kissing, etc etc etc. Or in a little Vegas Chapel. Happens often in Provo Utah.
by Jazzy J dog May 28, 2017
Get the Jordanedmug. Fuck jordan she a bitch
by Larry From Vegetales July 9, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Literally so perfect, has a bit of a higher pitched voice but sounds sweet. He is very tall and sporty with an amazing body. His hair is fabulous and soft and you will always just want to run your hand through it. He is so caring and sweet and if you’re special to him he will do anything to protect you. If you cry, he’ll cry. If you are happy, he’s happy. He’s the most perfect person you will ever meet and you will never forget the time you had with him, he’s so funny and can make hilarious faces. He’s gorgeous and amazing.
by GIDDY UP BITCH April 7, 2019
Get the Jordanmug.