Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

double dip fish hook

Your fuckin a girl from the back at the beach and you pull out smack it in the sand and stuff it in her ass and when she screams you fish hook the bitch.

Dude I double dip fish hooked this bitch at the beach.

by That matt June 22, 2022

fallopian fish hook

The form of birth control known as an IUD (intra-uterine device) EXPIRES EVERY THREE YEARS

My ex’s fallopian fish hook expired and now I have a toddler

by Tnorth October 30, 2023

fish hook magic

the ability of a dude to catch & reel in a chick

did you see jim last night? he used his fish hook magic on that girl & bam, in the car.

by officespacejk May 28, 2009

Rusty hook

First someone puts their finger in their asshole and takes it out. Subsequently they bend their finger like a fishhook and hook it into someone's cheek.

Damn girl.. Yesterday I was just minding my own business when this guy walked by and gave me a rusty hook.

by (f)lyingdutchman March 03, 2020

The Coleman Hook

When you're Smashing doggy style and you pull out, inserting your thumb into her ass. Make a hook with your finger and pull up as hard as you can while yelling "I've got a big one!".

You're bout to get The Coleman Hook if you keep talking like that whore.

by Pellman7 January 31, 2023

post hook

When your gay and are horrible at any build so you decide to make a post hook

Someone: Hey what’s your build Other person: a post hook “kicked from party”

by My name was token so idk January 01, 2021