whiter than me

It means that you are whiter than the person or worse than the person saying it to you
When someone get a kill in a game such as fortnite they may say this, Get boxed kid whiter than me freer than a moose.
by El Dorado the 7th January 01, 2023
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Really angry, may incite a physical altercation.
(Girlfriend after boyfriend caught cheating)

Catching him kissing my best friend just made me madder than a baptist in a brothel!
by Mistabone February 01, 2018
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Working less than Santa

When someone works little to no hours, slacks at work or is unemployed that person 'works less than Santa'.
"You have to pick someone to do the group project with, what about Matt?"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"

"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"

"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
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hotter than a whore

"It's hotter than a whore outside!"
by hahvu September 21, 2017
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tighter than bark on a tree

This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"
"Damn Daniel, your dad is tighter than bark on a tree!"

"You don't even know the half of it, Billy."
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A term used in a wide range of situations, from a person having to eat a bag of rubbish to something you could put in a speech.
'the definition may not give much context, but it's better than a punch in the face.'
by Bob6372 January 05, 2024
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dumber than trump

to be dumber than a orange skinned old man who at one point was president of the united states

who often said incredibly dumb things
bob: Chinese writing is the same as Japanese writing it is practically the same.
chris: they are not the same thing chris pulls out his phone and looks up the differences between the two writing characters and shows bob.
bob: well both countries people look the same as one another.
chris: bob you are absolutely dumber than trump if you think that.
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