by Lendale April 4, 2008
Get the Texas Steam Shovelmug. A city of greater Houston. Home of the Clear Creek Wildcats, Clear Springs Chargers, and Clear Falls Knights. League City is home to around a million people. It is a great location because it's only about 45 minutes from downtown Houston in one direction and Galveston in the other. If you live here, you rep the LC. Kids here don't really like it because it's not a major city, but it actually has a lot of great things to offer. A lot of people want to leave the heat and "boredom," but once they leave, they've realized what they had was great. There is no "hood" of League City, so all you gangsters need to pull up your pants and turn your caps around.
by iknowright? March 23, 2011
Get the League City, Texasmug. A sex act that requires several gallons of honey and peanut butter, several large hairy men, one petite woman, several horse dildos, and a dead bear. To be considered a Texas Honey Bear, act must take place in Texas.
by Huragok April 18, 2018
Get the Texas Honey Bearmug. Having sex, but having it a little on the kinky side. This may include, but is not limited to sex chairs, sex toys, lotions and/or creams.
This originated from the laws against sex toys in Texas.
This originated from the laws against sex toys in Texas.
by Susie Aberksen January 23, 2008
Get the Riding West of Texasmug. A Texas Death match is a wrestling match similar to the Last Man Standing Match, the only difference being that you must be pinned, then a 10 is inniciated. If the person pinned fails to get up by the count of 10, the participent loses the match.
by The Kris April 17, 2007
Get the Texas Death Matchmug. n; When students travel from their homes to college on interstates or highways and form high speed caravans to prevent getting pulled over. This is common on I-35 with students traveling to the University of Oklahoma.
Ex 1:
Driving down I-35, Driver 1 passes drivers 2, 3 and 4 going 85 mph. drivers 2, 3, and 4 all speed up and follow Driver 1 at the same speed, thus resulting in a caravan traveling faster than the norm or speed limit.
Ex 2:
Tom: "Hey that guy is going 15 over, follow him!"
Collin: "Dude, I don't want to get pulled over."
Tom: "No worries, more people will join and we'll have a Texas Bullet Train!"
Collin: "Heck yes, Dallas to OKC in an hour!"
*High Five*
Driving down I-35, Driver 1 passes drivers 2, 3 and 4 going 85 mph. drivers 2, 3, and 4 all speed up and follow Driver 1 at the same speed, thus resulting in a caravan traveling faster than the norm or speed limit.
Ex 2:
Tom: "Hey that guy is going 15 over, follow him!"
Collin: "Dude, I don't want to get pulled over."
Tom: "No worries, more people will join and we'll have a Texas Bullet Train!"
Collin: "Heck yes, Dallas to OKC in an hour!"
*High Five*
by CollinOU October 1, 2013
Get the Texas Bullet Trainmug. The act of placing an opaque bag on your sexual partner's head, due to them being very unatractive but having a nice body, and putting a similar bag on your head also, incase the bag on their head falls off. This is used in reference to someone who is very ugly or unattractive, but has a sexy body.
"When I had sex with Jenny I had to texas two-bag, because she's so ugly"
"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."
"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."
by Chetanator October 11, 2014
Get the Texas Two-Bagmug.