tom saunders

The hottest and most sexy guy you will ever know. He is usually white and always has an abnormally large penis usually ranging from 8-10 inches erect. He is clever and funny and will be the best boyfriend.

Wow that guy is so hot he must be a tom saunders.

by SIckCrossover May 15, 2016

Tom toasted

Is when you are highly intoxicated

Dude I'm so tom toasted

by Rando99 August 22, 2016

tomming the ron

A reference to Parks and Recreation. When doing something with someone else to boost their ego.

Guy 1: dude ive been playing online scrabble with my girlfriend but she's so bad at it.
Guy 2: maybe she's Tomming the Ron
Guy 1: yeah maybe

by Starbuck32123 August 15, 2016

The Tom Brady

When you already have 5 wifes and you're about to get wife number 6, but then you loose her.

Javi is about to the Tom Brady

by crocodiledundee123 February 7, 2018

Tom Aggett

Tom Aggett is a beautiful boy with staggering looks and a large penis. These looks draw all the girls back to his shag pad where they get pounded till they shake.

That Tom Aggett gave me the pounding of a life time I'm still quivering now

by Dirtydave149 January 30, 2017

Tom mckenna

a fucking retard

#1: look it's Tom mckenna
#2: aw he's such a retard

by chloe.l101 October 16, 2019

Tom Wylie

A small annoying boy who grows carrots for a living

Hey, have you seen Tom Wylie today?

by JoanneHelium312 November 21, 2021