Mental giant

The opposite of a mental midget, someone who is a 9 foot tall ogre in their mind, even if they're five foot nothing.
Guy 1- Why is he/she always slouching like that?
Guy 2-He/she is a mental giant, slouching makes him her look a little bit more predatory and a little bit less silly, so nobody will mess with him/her.

Guy 1- Oh yea, why didnt I think of that?
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Bakal mentality

Bakal mentality is when a person dedicates his entire social life for bringing chaos and misery on his friends and/or acquaintances. Notable actions that often happen by this person include: opening up old wounds, making people who dislike or even hate each other talk to each other, referencing annoying ass pop culture references that are completely retarted and random acts of chaos just to see somone react. Often times this mentality is attributed to autism, but while autism usually stems from birth due to atypical brain organization, bakal mentality always stems from low intelligence and a burning desire to get rid of all existing friends so the person can kill him self and die alone.
Person 1: hey dude rememmber that girlfriend that cheated on you and then left you with explanation making you depressed for months?

Person 2: yeah, why?

Person 1: i invited her to your birthday party next week.

Person 2: fucking bakal mentality, kill your self you ass.
by Dan mayor May 21, 2024
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mentally bald

when people are funny, they can't have anything on their heads so when they are being funny they are mentally bald.
Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson make a good comedy pairing because they're both mentally bald as well.
by Pneumococcal0 April 15, 2025
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Zaquan mentality

The Zaquan mentality is characterized by a survival-at-all-costs mindset, viewing women as 100% fully untrustworthy and to be used for personal gain before being discarded. It is initially present at birth and can be awakened at birth or later on throughout life when the correct conditions are met. Individuals with this mentality are master manipulators who thrive on chaos and deceit, often masking their true nature behind a facade of kindness and good intentions with maximum efficiency and can't be seen through due to a special chemical being emitted from the individual's brain that blocks negative perceptions of them in other people. Their preferred targets are women in relationships, aiming to ruin the woman's life as well as potentially awaken the dormant Zaquan mentality in their partners. Men not born with this mentality often struggle against its influence when it emerges. Those with the Zaquan mentality keep numerous women emotionally dependent on them to exploit for their benefit, maintaining control and manipulation throughout.
Man #1(born with an already awakened zaquan mentality) : "hmmmmm i haven't caused enough destruction and chaos today, time to go make a woman cheat on her man and later berate and expose her for it. I should also check up on that one girl from 4 months ago, I haven't talked to her since, she could prove useful"

Man #2( normal mentality): "i wonder what i should have for lunch today, life is so peaceful and nice, i should really go continue being a peaceful person, maybe i should even take my girlfriend on a date"
by justrelaxkid July 26, 2024
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mental flatulence

mental flatulence: the time when a person cannot access information in the brain that is usually readily accessible.
I had such mental flatulence that I could not recall my own name.
by TooSick4U October 21, 2010
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Mental Illness

I don't have any mental illness. I know for a fact a lot of you do. I'm not going to let you poison me with your filth and I'm not going to be treated for something I do not have.
Hym "I have not mental illness. You are lying to cover up a twisted lottery you've invented to stop the baby dicks from expecting sex and preemptively punishing them for molesting your kids. Because you know exactly what is going to happen. No middle ground fallacy. You give me my money and get in the fucking brothel nurse rachet. The days of living under the thumb of sadistic bigoted women are done."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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Mental Migory

A person or group of people who are of a lower level of intelligence than those in there general vicinity, or on a greater level, those in their respected society.
Members of the Tea Party who are not part of the 1%, thus making them part of the 99% are forever lost in the bounds of Mental Migory.
by Tubbis Maximus December 7, 2011
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