"My pet cat is a - wait...no...just no"
"You idiot. You cant even make a definition for a word...go die in a hole.
"My pet cat is a squirrel."
"SHUT THE F*** UP"
"You idiot. You cant even make a definition for a word...go die in a hole.
"My pet cat is a squirrel."
"SHUT THE F*** UP"
by Define suck May 9, 2022
Get the Squirrelmug. by I_am_the_burger_King February 8, 2017
Get the squirrel nipplesmug. by Notability nothing August 8, 2017
Get the squirrelling your twertmug. That one kid in class that never gets their work done. Usually uses the phrases; 'bruh' 'your mom' and 'oop'.
Squirrel get back to work. What are doing? not your work.
Who spilled the water everywhere? Squirrel did.
What's up Squirrel? Back at it again.
Who spilled the water everywhere? Squirrel did.
What's up Squirrel? Back at it again.
by bruuuski November 7, 2019
Get the squirrelmug. When there is an ugly or large girl who is after your nuts. This is the term used for people who don't watch gay shows like jersey shore.
by eazyG November 8, 2011
Get the squirrel situationmug. When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth
by UnkleLumpY July 8, 2022
Get the Catching The Flying Squirrelmug. "I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.
by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011
Get the butt squirrelmug.