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Potato Painter

A potato painter is a residential or commercial painter without experience. They are a danger to themselves, and those around them. Their business’s are based on lies. Potato painters are typically self taught, and didn’t serve as an apprentice prior to starting a business.
Look, another Idaho painter wannabe, fucking potato painter scum!
by Residentialzombe1 December 3, 2019
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Dirty Potato

A demeaning sexual gesture involving smearing feces on one's testicles and tea-bagging an individual while they are unaware.
I gave my cheating ex-girlfriend a dirty potato on her birthday.
by D.isfor.Donut September 4, 2018
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Cool potatoes

When something is really cool it mean school potatoes
I’m walking down the street and I see somebody shoes and I will say to them your shoes are cool potatoes
by Ainsley potato May 23, 2021
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Potato zombie

"That's a load of potato zombie"
by Chit4brans October 15, 2020
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Dirty Potato

When an individual with a penis and testicles inserts said testicles into their partner's anus. Oftentimes, the "potatoes" will come out covered in feces.

A sexual act that is not for the faint of heart.
Ashley and I did the Dirty Potato last night.
by johnfortnitekreger February 1, 2023
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bean potato

A bean potato is a child at school...
by shhhhhiiiittt November 10, 2018
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Potato Head

Slang term to describe transgenders. The toy company Hasbro attempted to neuter it's popular toy Mr. Potato Head by taking away his gender and just referring to him as "Potato Head". But meme warfare ensued and quickly beat Hasbro into submission. Hasbro folded and now will be keeping the "Mr." but looks like they will have a non-binary option called Potato Head leaving quick-witted anons no choice but to refer to transgenders as "potato heads".
That potato head Rachel Levine is actually advocating for three year olds to receive sex change operations. How disgusting and evil of a person must one be to rationalize this as normal behavior?
by Seas to exist February 26, 2021
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