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jason

best guy u know with da koolest moves he also broke
jason is broke
by hhhghhgh December 2, 2021
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Jason

Jason is one of a kind human being. He typically dates older women and is not interested in anyone younger than him. He usually has tanned skin, hazel eyes, a small flat nose and tight curly hair.

Forewarning- Jason is not like other guys. He is a beast. He is rough at night, and is an animal in the bedroom. He likes to take control and likes it rough 😈 He likes to watch gay porn and is an LGBTQ+ supporter.

He has boba eyes. He is not short but he is not tall. He has a very muscular build but could loose some weight. He has big juicy meaty thighs but he is hiding a BIG beast between them 😈

Jason is a man of God, but could use Jesus in his life.

One strange thing about this boy, is that he likes to suck the snot out his partners (cause he could be into guys) nose👃 He is shy at first and has this tough exterior but when you get to know the real Jason, he is actually a kind loving soul who cares for others. He jokes a lot but underneath all that, he is a lonely being who by joking hides his true emotions.

He is a pretty alpha wolf who takes good care of himself by wearing lip ice and working out for that bakery for his men and women. When he kisses, he kisses passionately. His tongue can reach all places 😈 He is bipolar and bisexual.

He is a comfortable man who is willing to release that gas in front of his loved ones and strangers. He likes girls and boys with long curly hair, but will settle for those sexy blonde haired species.
Girl 1: Whose that bro with the Afro?
Girl 2: It’s obviously Jason, did you not see the way he sucks that banana 🍌

Girl 1: oooohhh
by User1779494 March 22, 2024
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jason

a gay person who’s incredibly hot and boys always are in love with him even though he is so dumb that he has no idea what the concept of love is
“jason’s so hot

“bruh he doesn’t even know 2x6”
by ultimategay234 June 16, 2021
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Jason

lmao look at that loser Jason he can't play starbound
by IPlayStarbound October 16, 2020
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Jason

Jason is the type of guy to have a few friends but who gives everything he has for those friends. He is the type of guy to refer to girls as the ladies because he is such a gentleman. Jasons tend to wear glasses and put their hair up combed back like a real tough guy. Jasons tend to be short but with a big heart. Jasons can be found in Ohio because they just belong there. You can find a Jason doing sporty jobs, such as gym trainers, or go-carting places.
He is such a Jason.
I met a Jason last night he treated me like a lady.
by ThedictionarMargaret April 26, 2023
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Jason

A fat bitch that gets rape accusations from his ex because he is missing half his head
P1-Did you know Jason is a known rapist

P2-Wtf no I didn't let's kick his ass with a big back dildo
by Niggas named jason November 21, 2021
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Jason

Jason is that one friend who everyone laughs at. Although he doesn't show it, it kills inside. A Jason always has a bowlcut and is the funniest one of the group. He has a very good sense of humour and makes people laugh by shagging pretend people. Hes sexy, loves sport and is very clever. Beats everyone in class and is predicted to become a cunt.
ahaahah look at jason, what a gay faggot
by .chaz. October 27, 2019
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