Facebook Hot

When someone looks good on Facebook, but looks like crap in real life.
Jim: Man, that Jen girl is hot!

John: Nahh, she's only Facebook Hot man.
by jimjammarama February 08, 2011
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Hot Fur

It's warm and sticky and Tim Gunn thinks it's icky. ..... I'm talkin' bout vagina. Although today it would be more like "hot patch of skin."
I don't always go out hunting, but when I do, I'm looking for hot fur.
by Gary Buessey July 31, 2013
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hot stripe

A thick brown stripe on toilet paper that appears following six or seven clean wipes that induces frustration of the wiper having been under the assumption that his asshole was already clean.
Melvin: What took you so long in the bathroom?

Dennis: I got a hot stripe, so it took longer, dammit!
by ambr0gi0 February 16, 2010
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Hot Slurpee

To suck slurpee consistancy (liquidy with a tinge of flake or chunkiness) diarrhea out of a male or female partner's sphincter through a flourescent colored twisty straw. Commonly enjoyable for neither party involved.
Dude, last night after my girlfriend put extra hot sauce on her taco on Taco Tuesday night, I gave her a violent Hot Slurpee!
by T&B September 01, 2011
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hot sock

When a male/female shits in a sock then beats his or her partner with it
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
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hot topic

Just a store.
In my personal opinion and experience, a lot of kids that go there think they're badass and so PuNk RaWk/GaWthIk for just buying a simple shirt for $50 or more. Hell, it's just clothes, it won't cure AIDS or make you into a god. But overall, it's just a store.
Chick 1: Oh mah gawd! Look at those cute little pants! And oh, they're on sale so now they're $98!
Chick 2: You can get the same pants for $5 in a thrift store but whatever.
by Aftereffect July 16, 2005
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hot monster

noun, take a shit, the bigger the better.
Oh, man I feel five years younger after dropping that hot monster!
by Skyeler April 10, 2006
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