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State Route 59

Taking a piece of shit and shoving it in the tail pipe of someone's car, so it wont start.
My car wouldnt start this morning! Someone state route 59ed me!
by ChodeMasterFlash March 15, 2003
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Great State Race

This is a game played amongst members of the drum corps. They tour the U.S. and during so play this game. In this race each section chooses one of its members to represent them. This representative must then try to get laid as much as possible while on this tour. Whichever representative has gotten laid the most, and in the most states, by the end of the tour is the winner.
Bro last year I was the Great State Race champion!
by Deep-Toot June 26, 2010
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Michigan State University

Michigan State University

University filled with delusional asshats who have a massive inferiority complex over being third best to every college in the US. Known for thinking that they’re better than everyone else when the student body’s collective IQ is barely above 30 (save for engineering), claiming they’re the best at everything when other schools outmatch them in something, and having the collective physicality of a dad with a massive beer belly.
- Hey Tom. Jim is being a real asshole.

- Yea it’s cuz he went to Michigan State University. The only reason why he’s still employed is because his dad owns the company.
by Slicrick14 June 16, 2022
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Midwestern State University

Midwestern State University: Where the local goose problem is handled with caustic gases – because when geese overstay their welcome, even the air has a way of reminding them it's time to migrate.
they merked them geese at midwestern state university
by Theadore guisel October 27, 2023
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Ohio State Buckeyes

Any true buckeye fan would know, fuck TTUN.
TTUN fans- Ohio State sucks. We’re gomna get you this year. Big Ten championship here we come!

Ohio State Buckeyes fans- didn’t you say that last year? And didn’t we win?
by Asskdjdbwainfbehqkwkdhek May 31, 2018
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Blue-State Problems

Social and economic problems that are usually found in Blue(left-wing) States.
Weird how a lot of recent shootings and bankruptcies seem to be happening in mostly Democratic states, talk about Blue-State Problems.
by Rapscallion-Lad December 30, 2013
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state da brake

when you feel shit is slumpin or people are actin like zombis n shit.
just in general when things are stopping you from having a good time
yo this club is slow blood, le's brake it up son let's state da brake
by shade tha crook May 14, 2003
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