"Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"
by Nellyburger March 30, 2023
Get the Squirrel In A Hammug. It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.
As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squrrel Scouts are here selling their cookies" to wit he exclaimed "Squirrel Scout Cookies"!
by amywarhol March 4, 2017
Get the squirrel scout cookiemug. squirrel sauce, n.: Internet-based distractions that disrupt concentration and impede efficient work flow. Coined by Carleton University political scientist Steve Seideman.
"I opened up my email and my inbox was covered in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
by I am Doctor Stones May 24, 2013
Get the squirrel saucemug. 
by Freddygeo3 November 29, 2018
Get the squirrel tagmug. Stuffing all bodily openings(urethra,anus, mouth, nose, and ears) with acorns and then proceeding to crawl around like a squirrel while in the nude.
by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024
Get the Squirrelingmug. by That_guy1980 March 22, 2022
Get the Appalachian squirrelmug.