splitbaker

1. a slur against people with split personalities or borderline personality disorder, especially those who enjoy baking or baked goods.

2. a slur against people with the zodiac gemini

you are such a splitbaker.
he’s such a splitbaker! he’s mad at me one minute and the next he’s making me cookies!

by plutoes August 25, 2022

urinal-splits

The wide-based stance men must take at a urinal to avoid splashback, sprinkle-toes, or a pool of urine on the floor.

In an effort to stay dry, I did urinal-splits and pulled my groin.

by VictorDSpoils October 11, 2009

Spoke Splitter

Someone who likes to fuck chicks in the ass. The butthole kind of looks like spokes on a wheel.

"Dude, did you bang that chick in the ass, you fuckin Spoke Splitter?"

by dode1548 February 11, 2010

Nut Splitters

A trend in the 80's were guys wore Levis so tight one nut would split to the left and the other to the right...."look at this idiot sporting a pair of nut splitters"..

"Did you see the jeans he had on the other night?,,they were definitely a pair of nut splitters."

by matty28 September 4, 2015

bog splitter

Another word for G-string, thong etc.

Imagine a tree being split down the middle while on a production line.

"Check out her red bog splitter!"

by Scattyissues December 4, 2016

Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo

A stupid fucking ginger who has a lot of nicknames

That guy is a Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo he is called a lot of names and has no soul

by Kyletheuncoolkid February 1, 2018

Wig Splittin' Boogie

To fight, throw down. Term was derived from the Brooks & Dunn song "Boot Scootin' Boogie". To split someone's wig refers to splitting their scalp open.

Yo man Tony got fucked up real bad, he did the wig splittin' boogie with Marco and got his head slammed in a Jaguar door.

Slam your head into a Cadillac, beat yo ass with a slap Jack meet me out back so we can boogie...wig splittin' boogie.

by Box of Wood Spiderz November 25, 2020