Spider monkey

Someone who has a s/o that is infact a vampire.

Someone who clings onto someone for dear life.
by Timmythetatortot May 24, 2023
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spider-monkey

"hold on spider monkey" - Edward Cullen

the spider-monkey is an actual monkey that looks like a spider, but the word spider-monkey is a very beautiful and romantic word that i recommend you call your loved ones, especially a person you just started dating, i guarantee they will love it.
spider-monkey - a monkey with long legs and arms
by milliondollarputhy March 23, 2021
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Spider Monkey

A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.
Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!
by Tvvat March 29, 2022
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Spider Bite

This is a hickie on a male that a woman would typically gives that resembles a huge red mark on the neck
by Blvckdiamondds November 07, 2017
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Crack Spider

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.
Nice web Mr. Crack Spider
by Cactifreezus January 01, 2023
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Spider Like Wepy

A dance created by Wepy that consists of miscellaneous spider movements.
"Get down and Spider Like Wepy"
by empha September 18, 2023
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spider-chulo

A very handsome looking man who can use spider powers and succeed in fall guys
piero: Hey I just won fall mountain
Dylan: what a spider-chulo.
by lookhereifgay March 21, 2021
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