Spider in a honeycomb

A person you believe to be hot/cute/good-looking but is not. Usually used when texting or talking online with a stranger or a friend's friend.

"So I heard Dave has been texting some new girl?"
"He was until he found out she was a spider in a honeycomb."
"Oh....sucks to be him."

by allthewayfrom1886 December 4, 2011

senior spider quan

The Coolest dude you will ever meet definitely not charlotte

Hey senior spider Quan

by Cloudiplier13 September 21, 2017

Spider monkey position

when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust

We tried so new stuff bro. She was begging for the spider monkey position

by Bodybaby August 21, 2025

spider blance

The spider blance is a proven technique
In female pleasure 🤘. The spider blance is in the same family as 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink (shocker)

I pulled last night and used the spider blance and she gushed aa ower da place.
Boooomf!!!

Put your hand in the position of spider man about to shoot a web and use your ring finger and middle finger to work its magic. Booomf!!

by 6ora10shocker August 3, 2021

spider jacking

Masterbating with one leg jacked up on a wall..

My wife wouldnt give none guess its spider jacking time!!!!

by Diustinswife December 22, 2016

Spider-leg fuck

When three guys get on top of another in an spider position while getting fucked by the men on top of them.

Holy shit he just got Spider-leg fucked. Wanna Spider-leg fuck.

by The genuine man June 4, 2022

spider spinner

A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big cock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner

That girl can take a spider spinner

by The masts definer January 28, 2018