Speed Typo Disorder

A disorder when speed typers repeatedly make typos because the speed of their fingers confuse the keyboard.

Commonly refered to S.T.D. Not to be confused with Sexually Transmitted Disease.

i just typied this sentense in 2 sec... ooops i mean 2... i mean 3

Dude, i think you have Speed Typo Disorder... you should ask your doctor about your STD

by Chitman July 16, 2009

speedbowl

smoking a really big bowl really fast

"Dude, we totally speedbowled that shit!"

by Dean Behringer December 3, 2009

Speed Charging

When you realize you phone, iPod, laptop, electronic is about to die as you are going to leave and you uselessly believe if it sits on a charger for five minutes it may last a few hours. Even though it makes little difference

Person 1: dude we need to leave what are you doing?
Person 2: Speed charging my phone it might last a little longer
Person 1: it doesn't help... I'm leaving

by Dante's inferno November 10, 2012

speed trapping

The art of perfectly timing a fart, right as a person passes behind you, so you fart on the said person, leaving the aroma on them as if they had farted.

Be careful of that guy over there. He has been speed trapping people all morning.

by NINJAJAHOVA July 11, 2017

speed greed

When bitchass people just keep asking for lines after being told no. Very contagious and the person with speed greed thinks they aren't being rude.

"You better stop coming at me with your speed greed guy"

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

Speed-Demon

A driver who is aggressively tailgating other vehicles on the road because they want to travel over the legal speed limit.

I've got to change lanes because I've got a speed-demon on my ass.

by I_caveman October 16, 2019

speedmo

People that are sped and emo, their names often start with M R and L

That girl is speedmo

by The teeth whitener February 24, 2022