Waddle of Shame

When a man ejaculates onto himself while his pants are down, and he must waddle to the bathroom/closet/wardrobe with his pants around his ankles

Tad: Is Chad still living with his parents?

Scrad: Nah, his mom caught him doing the waddle of shame and kicked him out

by Brodingus IIV October 7, 2023

Sticky Walk Of Shame

When both parents enter your room at the moment of climax, but you need to get up and walk to the bathroom to clean yourself up.

Did you hear, Jeff had to do the sticky walk of shame at his grandparents house?

by StickyWalker February 22, 2024

I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫

Commonly used with two pictures, and the last image is cursed and all you hear is “ I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫”

Person 1: You: 🐴
Person 1: Me: 👨
Person 2: *insert image of horse riding human here* I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫

by I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But March 11, 2024

Walk of Shame

After a drunk night, you wake and next
to you is a dirty plate of greasy junk food you consumed and forgot you ate. You feel shame and realize you consumed an insane amount of calories and ruined your healthy diet. You pick up the dirty dish and walk it to the sink and try to clean up all evidence of your glutinous night.

Beatrice woke to a plate of half finished nachos and had a walk of shame with the plate to the sink.

by Hezzzzy May 24, 2024

loop of shame

Term for an action in the game elite dangerous. A loop of shame is performed when travelling inside a starsystem to a chosen destination and failing to deccelarate in time resulting in your ship overshooting the destination which forces you to make a turn to get to it from the other side making a 'loop'.

Cmdr a: I wanted to go to hutton orbital for the free anaconda but since it takes an hour to get there I went to get coffee but forgot to slow down in time and overshot like 6k lightseconds.
Cmdr b: haha had to make a loop of shame?

by Placeholdernametoolazy June 11, 2024

False-Flag Shagger

Someone who enthusiastically amplifies, defends, or props up false flag narratives - the planted stories, staged provocations, and manufactured pretexts used to justify dodgy actions. Doesn't question the official line, shares the state-approved version like gospel, and calls anyone who pokes holes in it a conspiracy theorist. Basically doing the propagandist's job for free and loving every minute of it.

Ostrovsky's tweeting Churchill quotes at people again like he's narrating a World War II documentary instead of cheerleading a bombing campaign. My guy, you're not Winston - you're a false-flag shagger with a blue tick."

by Poojinky March 22, 2026