shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.

Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.

by djmuz May 31, 2016

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If that's what you believe then shoot me

During the end of the spec ops, the line campaign John Konrad said this

No everything all of this it was your fault - Captain walker
If that's what you believe then shoot me- John Konrad

by Smart words sussybaka January 11, 2022

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Shoot and Hang

To shoot and hang yourself is a humorous reference to suicide, made by the absurd nature of killing yourself in two ways at once. Can also be used as a threat of murder (shooting) followed by a cover-up of suicide (hanging). Also humourous, because it would very clearly not be suicide.

"I'll never give you my LED kitty headphones! You can pry them out of my cold, dead hands."
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"

by Juneuey January 20, 2025

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Dookie Shoot

a mixed drink, patron (or everclear) and vodka with a dab of chocolate liquer!!!

Let me get that dookie shoot on the rocks.

by dirtydrinkerofstuff100 October 14, 2008

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shoots

OK. Goodbye. Agreed. Dammit/shit.

Guy 1: It was nice to see you, but I gotta head out. Talk to you later.
Guy 2: Alright bro, shoots.

Guy 1: Aye check out that girl over there. The wind blew up her skirt.
Guy 2: Where?!
Guy 1: Aw man you just missed it.
Guy 2: Shoots!

by Rayaj June 19, 2016

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