Porn-Salty

A description of uber-salty food that triggers a gag reflex, producing the predicament of wether to spit or swallow the contents in your mouth.

"Since this restaurant changed their chefs, the chicken sandwich is just Porn-Salty."

"Damn that chip dip is porn-salty!"

by TPHM September 3, 2013

salty

ricegum because he is irrelvent

ricwgum is salty because ksi makes better music

by YourLocalKababman August 21, 2021

Salty trophy

A salty trophy: when, after achieving a podium in racing, you fill your trophy with jizz and the woman/team mates drink from said trophy

Bryan, how are you celebrating your podium?

- with a mighty salty trophy

by anonymous June 27, 2024

Salty

Overly Extra like too much salt on your chicken; also used in equivalence to greasy when a pimp kiss a ho and he call her salty instead of greasy.

Pimp: "Come here ho I am your neighbor"
Ho: Okay
Pimp: Kisses Ho
Pimp: "Uh-Huh You salty ho simmer down!"

by Biggestbitchhere December 25, 2023

Salty Socket

Pissing in an electrical outlet

Remember when Johnny died from the salty socket?

by Boredom Central December 16, 2024

salty-milk

when your mum invites her friends over to practice wrestling whilst dad had gone to get milk

last night my mum left some salty-milk in the fridge and i accidentally put it in my cereal

by swizzy sash October 5, 2023

Salty old dog

Charming yet sleezy.

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.

by Bees harrow March 29, 2015