The act of pissing in someones anus wile giving anle sex then the pitcher pulls out having the catcher fart and spray the pitcher with a rusty looking discharge.
by Big D's party July 02, 2016
The act of taking a pan fried pancake and rubbing it in your partners butthole to soak up any juices. Takes the place of syrup. DO NOT USE SYRUP. Proceed to eat pancake.
by SlippyJunk January 17, 2018
by JoeMama420 March 08, 2011
Similar to a Rusty Trombone but instead of going for the rudimentary reach around use three fingers to massage the gooch or genitals. Can also be named the 'Rusty Trumpet' but it is called Funnell due to the inventors actual Trumpet playing ability.
Lucy: Do you fancy a rusty trombone tonight?
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.
by Graham Glamboy November 08, 2007
Rusty weapon – verb – rusty weapon is the act of using your saliva to lubricate your penis prior to intercourse when you have a big dip in your mouth.
"Kodiak is the best dip to use if you really need to slide in the backdoor for the first time."
"You know your a redneck if... giving your wife a rusty weapon is considered foreplay."
"You know your a redneck if... giving your wife a rusty weapon is considered foreplay."
by Jell0saq January 28, 2013
A sex act where someone defecates on their neighbors head while said neighbor sucks their penis from behind
Hey man how'd it go with that girl last night?
Pretty well except she kept asking me to give her a rusty duncan.
Oh that's disgusting!!
Pretty well except she kept asking me to give her a rusty duncan.
Oh that's disgusting!!
by Bless up February 03, 2016
A sexual act when a man fucks a girl in the ass and gets shit all over a dick. When the man is close to cumming he pulls out, jacks off on their chest, and then licks it off.
by Commanderjoker November 22, 2010