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Queef

When a pussy let’s out a loud satisfying noise as the penis enters the vagina
When I stuck my taliiwacker in her she queefed
by Choppak6 October 16, 2019
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faggot queef

by anonymous July 25, 2023
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Forced vital queef

When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.
Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.
by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024
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Artificial Queef

When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"

"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"
by Rabbyet June 2, 2018
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queef

when a female audibly flatulates out of her pussy.
by amysworld May 13, 2021
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A-Queef

a queef-like liquid produced through a bulging, veiny, throbbing, pulsing queef hole, every time someone says sit.
Oi! A-Queef sit NOW!

Dick Now
by A-Queefe May 23, 2023
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Queef

What a ratchet hood rat stink bitch does when she feels like getting fucked in her vagina that day.
I Queef
by Kavier December 28, 2019
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