One who sneaks quietly into a restroom. Waits until your done taking a dump, and then sneaks into the stall and snatches your dump RIGHT out of the toilet before you have a chance to flush. God only knows what the poop thief does with the dump once he steals it.
John: Duuuuude. I think a poop thief just stole my shit.
Anthony: No way??
John: yeah, one second it's there, the next its gone. o.O
Anthony: No way??
John: yeah, one second it's there, the next its gone. o.O
by WhalerYouKnow May 07, 2010
A sexual act in which a Male/Female defecates on themselves with their legs closed and leaning over an object. Followed by a partner Male/Female that urinates on the fecal matter; causing the feces to slide down between their legs like a Poop Sailboat.
Mr. Van Den Berg's Poop Sailboat caused a rash down the back of his legs, that was visible while he wore shorts.
by Mr Van Den Berg February 25, 2010
by misorderedchaos March 08, 2007
the act of inserting a pipe up ones anal hole and haveing our partner insert the other end up their ass and then 1 poops in the pipe causeing it to slide down in to the other persons ass
by poopipefann99 June 20, 2011
When you hold your poop and then start to fart and your farts have to pass through a filter, or screen, of poop.
"Man my farts really stink right now. Oh yeah! That's because I Have to poop and my farts are passing through a screen of poop thus making them stinker. My farts are passing through my poop screen"
by Ewern December 19, 2011
by Kody Allen Hill June 02, 2011
Derived from Greek Poopides Poop-a-lot-alous Nymphicacides A petite Indigenous creature, whose lineage can be traced to the same family tree as that of the Tooth Fairy Dentittyfuckwhat? Nymphusaurus.
Despite its apparent frail and delicate complexion, the Poop-fairy has a natural ability to enter virtually any residence and permeate one's bedroom with a repulsive stink that lingers ad-nauseam.
Her appearance tends to be summoned shortly after the victim passes out following a long night of excessive consumption and riotous sex. Regardless as to whether one has showered prior to sleeping, all are susceptible/vulnerable to the Poop-Fairy's magical Turd-Wand.
Recent Studies from the Pentagon suggest that the Fairy simply with a wave of her magic Shit-Stick, disperses a pasty substance that although appears white, imbues the victim's mouth with a corrosive pungence of what has been described by Professor: E. Chiyanus, as a mixture between heated vinegar and an anchovies cunt, that quickly extends its pong pervading the entire room.
Age, race, sociodemographic factors are all inconsquential, every group has fallen prey to this fairy.
Despite its apparent frail and delicate complexion, the Poop-fairy has a natural ability to enter virtually any residence and permeate one's bedroom with a repulsive stink that lingers ad-nauseam.
Her appearance tends to be summoned shortly after the victim passes out following a long night of excessive consumption and riotous sex. Regardless as to whether one has showered prior to sleeping, all are susceptible/vulnerable to the Poop-Fairy's magical Turd-Wand.
Recent Studies from the Pentagon suggest that the Fairy simply with a wave of her magic Shit-Stick, disperses a pasty substance that although appears white, imbues the victim's mouth with a corrosive pungence of what has been described by Professor: E. Chiyanus, as a mixture between heated vinegar and an anchovies cunt, that quickly extends its pong pervading the entire room.
Age, race, sociodemographic factors are all inconsquential, every group has fallen prey to this fairy.
Although no official footage has been obtained of the Poop Fairy in action, it is widely believed that she has received thorough training from the Mossad Agency and correlating reports indicate a keen resemblance of the Poop Fairy to newly appointed Secretary of State Cunnilingus Rice.
by Mr. Aydam & Bigdadz February 12, 2005