by cDickAnge January 3, 2016
Get the pirate showermug. Oral sex position where the man lies on his back and the woman sits/crouches above his head, knees either side of his head. She then proceeds to swing her muff back and forth onto his face for oral pleasure. Like the motion of a fairground pirate ship.
My girlfriend got a little out of hand last night and gave me the pirate ship. My face still stinks like Spanish ham.
by leede March 6, 2015
Get the Pirate Shipmug. When a man goes for a woman's back door during intercourse without permission, she punches him in the eye, then holds him down and takes a dump on his head making sure that it looks like a crown.
Dude, last night, Rachel got pissed at John when he got the wrong hole so she crowned the pirate.
I sure hope Rachel doesn't crown the pirate again.
I sure hope Rachel doesn't crown the pirate again.
by Corporalcupcake November 15, 2010
Get the Crown the piratemug. by Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooo February 14, 2021
Get the Pussy piratemug. THE BEST SNACK EVER! If you ever get hungry and don't know what to eat, buy pirates booty! It is cheesy and delicious! They are crunchy and sometimes soft! Perfect snack!
by hiitsmekatieannoyinggirl May 14, 2020
Get the Pirates Bootymug. by NodickRick January 10, 2018
Get the pirates denmug. The practice of inserting your index finger and middle finger into the anus of a woman whilst rubbing her clitoris vigorously with your thumb, forming the shape of an 18th century flintlock pistol whilst making her go "Arrrrrrrr" like a pirate.
Last night my wife asked me to give her the Pirates Flintlock. It was like been in bed with Long John Silver.
by Slimy Slitter August 2, 2016
Get the Pirates Flintlockmug.