Player

A player is a male or female who talks to more than one person in their life. There can be love there, but the player never lets it get serious. Once they get in a relationship, the player must retire their player card because cheating is shitty. A TRUE player keeps things 100 with open communication: not hiding the fact that they speak to more than one person. The common misconception is a player is a jerk, because the player messes with people's feelings. A true player can be respectful towards people as long as he/she is being honest about the fact that they're not ready for a relationship. Not all people are ok with this so the player needs to make intentions clear before he/she accidentally leads the person on.

You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain't with no marriage and a weddin' ring,
I be a player fo' life so where's my wife,
Probably at the rehab stuck on the pipe... - Too $hort

by Macho Alfa Ñiaaa November 17, 2021

mickey mouse player

Somebody that is absolutely terrible at league of legends.

Pak: The teams are fucking unbalanced.
Will: Wait why?
Pak: We have 3 mickey mouse players and they only have 1

by Affrodisiac June 6, 2022

Sour player

When someone's being a little bitch and a poor sport and trying to kill your vibe.

Hey Tyler stop being such a fuckin sour player!

by Valhalla_hawkwing February 15, 2015

Paycheck Player

An athlete, with a guaranteed contract, whose talent level has severely declined but is still on their team's active roster because cutting them would impact the team's salary cap more than retaining them would. Paycheck players often check out during games and don't pull their full effort into their performance knowing that they're only viewed as dead weight for their team by fans and management. They nonetheless show up and put in minimal effort to keep up appearances and continue to get overpaid.

At this point in his career, Kirk Cousins is nothing more than a paycheck player for the Minnesota Vikings at quarterback.

by Stang September 20, 2020

titanfall 2 player

short for gigachad.

unless you use the CAR. if you use CAR, fuck you.

"bro that guys a titanfall 2 player! shit he uses the CAR dont talk to him"

by Kennu Silvadhd November 27, 2023

Gambit Player

Someone who plays Gambit in Destiny 2, Also known as a masochist.

Oh no, he is a Gambit Player. Quick Take the Heavy Ammo Away from Him!

by Gambit Player #5542 January 6, 2022

Simon-level player

Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.

Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!

by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018