p-units

Abbreviation for parental units, or more simply put, parents.

I'm going shopping with my p-units so I don't have to spend my own money.

by Meli Jet February 28, 2011

P-sexy

A name for the sexiest and thicccest man in the universe who also plays the kazoo

Peep one: Is that man P-Sexy?

Peep two: Of course he is super thiccc and he is playing the kazoo

by Yahyeettothemax December 9, 2019

The 4 P's

Pork, Pet Projects and Payoffs

You can be sure almost any bill introduced in Congress will include the 4 P's--Pork, Pet Projects, and Payoffs.

by Travelingmankc May 7, 2021

Mabel P

Mabel is a very very smart person and a little bit too obsessed with math, but she is always there to help you with your homework. She is very kind and has great ideas, and has amazing friends. Mabel has dirty blonde hair and green/blue eyes.

Person 1: Wow Mabel P she is so smart
Person 2: But she likes to do math for fun
Person 1: That's weird but unique

by 123BOBTHEBLOB123 June 4, 2020

hus p

hus p is a name that is given to an alien/person that is good at math and a proffesor, They usualy have alot of confusing personalities and struggle to fight em off, good with words but often gets confused with others , and can make you laugh or smile or even cry who knows, thinks hes cute and says hes confident, but name sounds like handsome, a photogenic model like yass queeennn work uhuh, and pose oh snap haha what, apparently talks shit but what,sounds cheesy sometimes lol, gets tired but always claims they arnt,best friends with everyone's dad, loves purses and jewelry and of cours shiny things, mesmerized by them, can read trough words but not trough phones,slow at reading goddd, in love with cars and nothing else besides de food in life,bad at changing topics, amazing talented artist award, destroys words, knows peopls sleeping schedules but deffinetly not a creep, Helps people no matter how far they are, a good shelter giver, doesnt know that the yellow heart is actually worth so much that its actualy gold, loves kids, a princess stuck in a tower, tall but short man,loves his freedom, wont be home till after midnight, likes old people, but is a good person and who ever gets to talk to them is lucky, cuz they a good friend, very trustworthy and good at cheering people up.

man that hus p said he cute so he won't send selfies.
Hus p a professor who teaches math in drawings.
that hus p fella sick man not ill tho.
Hus p chill dude like woah.
Hus p didnt invite me again.
Hus p a good guy though.
That hus p makes people laugh.
Hus p said abdul left him, sad.

by animelover4u101 October 13, 2019

Diego P

breaker of the bro code

Part of the simp nation

NO pass for simping

Diego P is a simp

by fsdgeagtetafe February 28, 2020

Justin P

He has a very small penis. If you ask him to play Valorant he will always throw and bottom frag. He is a white furry. He identifies as a Dik-Dik. He is 35 years old in dog years. He has the sexiest body you will ever find. He has the thickest ass, but he skips leg day. His legs look like chicken legs. Justin P's have a sus personality and like BBC. Justin P's will do anything because they are very submissive. Don't trust his Valorant skill because he is a catfish. A Justin P will only get it F.O.M.P until he is ready to not throw in Valorant and League Of Legends

Woah was that a Justin P, he's a damn fine piece of ass

by Pineapple Farm December 7, 2021