When someone tells a hooker that they have to work in the morning, and the hooker encourages them loudly and forcefully to "HOOK IT OFF."
Hooker: "Hey, you want whatever I do?"
Man in Buick: "Sorry, I need to be up early for the work."
Hooker: "HOOK IT OFF!"
Man in Buick: "Sorry, I need to be up early for the work."
Hooker: "HOOK IT OFF!"
by Two Percent and The Booker November 4, 2011
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by OLDWORDSNEWMEANINGS June 4, 2025
Get the HOOK UP mug.No!? Why not!? My... My victory is incomplete now... It's all ruined now... You've RUINED EVERYTHING Mikhaila!
Hym "So... What? What am I supposed to do here now? Endure a partial victory forever? Andy? Mikhaila? Wh- I just don't see why! This... The opportunity is gone now. How am I supposed to... It- I need that to be a thing! Go back! You go back and you fuck that Frankenstein Mikhaila! Right now! I made it for a reason! What is he doing now? Sitting in a room!? That's NOT what he's FOR, Mikhaila! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S FOR! GODDAMN IT!! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I mean, you can't just lie!? You can't just lie and SAY you hooked up with him!? For me!? Goddamn you! HOOOOOooooooo SHIT! Shitshitshit! Ok! New plan! I'm building a time machine! I got the A.I. I got the death-bots. We take over the world. Build a slut-tower. Then! Then I make the time machine. Perfect my victory. Come back to the present. Reside in the slut-tower indefinitely. Die. Sound good?"
Iam "Um..."
Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."
Iam "Um..."
Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
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Get the Hook mug.Captain Hook Syndrome is essentially when a person misses a particular enemy he had to fight in the past. Named after the titalur Character: Captain Hook when he missed his foe Peter Pan in the 1991 film: Hook.
Example 1:
Person 1: You know, as much as I hated the Brony Fandom I kinda miss seeing them around everywhere so I could troll them.
Person 2: Heh, sounds like you have Captain Hook Syndrome.
Example 2:
"It took two eventful tours in Vietnam, a handful of medals, a knee full of shrapnel, and an honorable discharge before the unthinkable happened: Bill ran out of wars. But now an army of infected has declared war on humanity. After decades of aimless drifting and dead-end jobs, Bill's finally gotten back the only thing he ever wanted: an enemy to fight." - Bill's Biography, Left 4 Dead
Person 1: You know, as much as I hated the Brony Fandom I kinda miss seeing them around everywhere so I could troll them.
Person 2: Heh, sounds like you have Captain Hook Syndrome.
Example 2:
"It took two eventful tours in Vietnam, a handful of medals, a knee full of shrapnel, and an honorable discharge before the unthinkable happened: Bill ran out of wars. But now an army of infected has declared war on humanity. After decades of aimless drifting and dead-end jobs, Bill's finally gotten back the only thing he ever wanted: an enemy to fight." - Bill's Biography, Left 4 Dead
by SocialJusticeHamster November 20, 2021
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Get the Pirate hook mug.A way of saying "Good thankyou" in code for no apparent reason and no one around you will know what it means because it has almost no likness to 'Hooks Tuby' (Clever eh?)
by Katinkaingabagoovinina..na May 5, 2011
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