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Officialistic

The style of a statement represented as official policy or procedure which is designed to frustrate and deter a person trying to follow official channels often to the point of giving up or working outside of official channels. Commonly used by members of a bureaucracy such as health insurance or an I.T. department to obfuscate the fact that they do not know what they are talking about and just want to move on to the next request in hopes that it will be an easy task that they know how to do.
I tried getting a replacement for my slow-ass workstation, but the I.T. duder gave me some officialistic statement and sent me on a red-taped snipe hunt.
by crnkyadmin November 21, 2019
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official_tweeby

A tiktok famous person who has their identity covered by a mask and glasses.
Oh hey that’s official_tweeby from TikTok
by Teddy man October 27, 2019
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Offie

Some offie just drove straight through that red light.
by Llanberis November 5, 2019
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officialpiggyYT

the reason earthquakes exist
kay / officialpiggyYT watch out when you walk you're gonna cause an earthquake
by officialpiggyYT December 16, 2019
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Office dweller

Be careful I just gave birth to a office dweller

Is that a office dweller I smell?
by Koreyduff January 13, 2020
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Offical

Offical - The official combination of the word "Office" and "Musical".
Jack will be switching offices until may and he will be in the Office that Jenna is currently in. Jenna will be moving to Joey's old office. The new hiree will be going where Mary K. sits, and Mary K. will be going where Jack used to be.

This is a classical situation of "Offical" chairs.
by Winner Winner Chicken Daver January 29, 2020
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Officer H. PRATT

Nigga in LS who's about to rip your ass up if u try him. He usually hangs with T. Faubourg. Words on street is that he took so many drugs and dracos from every nigga around LS, he doesn’t even declare them anymore.
Random nigga on Iddlewood : Keep yo choppa safe, officer H. Pratt finna take em from you.
by shitforeal May 25, 2020
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